Haven for disgruntled ageing music boffs www.thequietus.com have announced they've got a new writer on board, and it's none other than your friend and mine, beardy sexer, Aidan 'Aidan John Moffat' Moffat.
The ex-Arabstrap one man filth factory will be on board as an agony uncle for sex-based problems.
Are you having trouble with your one-eyed trouser-snake? Your fudge tunnel? Your ham wallet? Your pork steeple? Your humid crevace? Your bloody flaps? Your pudding hatch? Your slippery tubing? Your Brazillian waxing? Your hooded avenger? Your axe wound? Your Swedish Penis Pump? Your pet gerbil?
Or perhaps you're just wrestling with the eternal conundrum of whether to poke or not to poke?
If any of the above makes you uncomfortable you're not liberated enough and need to e-mail Aidan your issues so that the world can laugh at you. Here:
luke (at) quietusgroup (dot) com
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