Content: Indie No-Mark Expresses Lack of Opinion About Jay-Z
Indie No-Mark Expresses Lack of Opinion About Jay-Z

Another day, another ugly skinny git in a tight T-shirt turns their tongue to the topic of Jay-Z headlining Glastonbury and, surprise surprise, can't seem to accurately predict exactly how the crowd will receive him, or indeed whether he'll be any good or not, mainly because they've never heard his stuff because they literally only ever listen to The Jam.

Noel Gallagher started it off, apparently, but that's his job isn't it? At least he's headlined something in his life (whether deservingly or not). The next time somebody feels the need to report to me what, for example, The Courteeners or The Wombats or Flip Chart Hiatus think about Jay-Z I might just parachute myself into The Bronx and ask them what they think about Lightspeed Fucking Champion or Jamie T, and get my head kicked in, just to prove a point.

Oh, and then I'll spell everything wrong and publish it as 'news' on a "web" """site""".

Balls!

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