Playlouder - Music is the Network

Refreshing alcoholic pop drink or litmus test for detecting cunts?

i hate those detecting cunts - why can't they leave their curiosity at home?

Litmus test.

Like nice knitted jumpers over pastel shirts, tight number two haircuts (not forgetting a little fringe) and the smell of ben sherman grooming products. Yes, they're everywere, gentleman scallys.

the worst kind of scallys. 10 year ago they were beating people up for wearing similar knitted garments.

Indeed, now they all wear pink

Wierd old world sometimes.

a friend once told me about their building site experience, with fellow workers shouting poof at effeminate (?) passers by, but singing along at the tops of their voices in all innocence when OMD's 'You Know You're Gay' came on the radio

yes and they drink crappy girly drinks like WKD, when everyone knows real men drink ale/mead/blood

mead is kind of sweet is it not? like low-cal baileys??

yes but it was invented by vikings

i would not like to be stall-neighbours with a mead drinker methinks

They drank it from the skulls of their enemies.

If Asterix is historically accurate (Which it bloody is by the way!)

When I saw Amon Amarth they drank 'English beer' (Fosters I assume) from rams' horns and enthused "Ah... English beer - the best in the world!"

some of my best friends drink mead

isn't it a kind of aftershave?

I used to use vanilla Sidekicks as aftershave in univeristy. I reamin, to this day, alone. (But at least I didn't drink it, eh?)

My brother used to drink Hooch and vodka, but that's another story entirely...

...Anyone who drinks WKD should be put down, in my humble opinion; ideally, their mothers should have been sterilised in the first place.

Rugby players sometimes drink aftershave - I believe it helps them to relax after the game.

Vikings, on the other hand, spoke of 'beer' and considered themselves to be gods in comparison to the Anglo-Saxons, who called the same drink 'ale'.

Let them drink Taylor's Landlord, say I!