melissa.fehr published a new chat: the official no1 verdict
the official no1 verdict was tagged with Is Kid Rock Number One Or Isn't He? by melissa.fehr
The official charts company say it's Kid Rock, unfortunately...
oh balls
Actually I think they simply hadn't updated the one I was looking at, but I was remaining hopeful
It's okay, your rants on both were equally cathartic, I'm sure
Yes, I reckon I've made a real difference too.
melissa.fehr invited matthew to the official no1 verdict
hello!
the official no1 verdict was tagged with Kid Rock by melissa.fehr
kid rock's a bit crap isn't he
the official no1 verdict was tagged with YouTube - Kid Rock Sucks by matthew
is it him who's doing the motivational speaker thing alex
or is that andrew wk?
check out that youtube
i tend to confuse them
the official no1 verdict was tagged with Andrew WK by timc
oh yes a youtube link
AWK is no kid rock
and yes it is him who is doing the speaking
I'm looking forward to being motivated by him
Kid Rock couldn't motivate a gerbil
ugh night vision camera
whereas you could?
Andrew WK could
depends what you're motivating it to do
he could make a gerbil believe it could be president one day
omething like that
knaw its own behind
is very uplifting
gnaw
it appears to be quite easy to motivate a hamster to use a lego lift, for instance:
yes, but gerbil's are notoriously apathetic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeBKHj_WaEY
oh i mean
the official no1 verdict was tagged with YouTube - Hamster takes the lego elevator by timc
mean behaviour
the official no1 verdict was tagged with Ananova - Hamster-powered phone charger by matthew
hamster-baiting
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gerbils are not apathetic, i learnt the hard way when i brought a pair
i dont mean a pair of balls btw, gerbils i mean
well maybe your motivational skills are akin to Mr WK's
I've never motivated a gerbil, so I wouldn't know
you cant even give them a running wheel, they just demolish it with their teeth
overall i would not recommend them as a household pet, the only advantage they have over a hamster is that you can keep two in the same cage
but all that amounts to is double the nocturnal chewing shenagins
swings and roundabouts innit
aah, so two hamsters won't live happily together?
that's useful to know
i was considering getting a pair of them or some other sort of houshold rodent only yesterday, in fact
but it has to be a pair, for the purposes of naming them something like 'Thurston and Kim' or 'J and Lou'
so gerbils might be a better bet in that case
'Stephin and Claudia' might also be good. Or 'Aidan and Malcolm'
I've clearly been thinking far too much about pet-naming strategies
yeah even though its pretty likely if you put two matured hamsters in one cage they will end up fighting to the death. gerbils on the other hand get on fine, but they get very energetic and loud come nightime...
how many indie pixies have pets called carl and pete? im willing to bet its quite a few
and that pete gerbil keeps stealing all carl gerbil's newspaper
and shitting on himself
its only syrian hamsters that you cant keep together btw. get a dwarf or a chinese or a russian. Theyre smaller and shitter, but dont kill eachother